On several occasions I have been contacted by men who are into MMA (so-called "Mixed Martial Arts") who are looking for a trainer who trains MMA fighters.
Every time someone contacts me for this particular specialized kind of sports training I laugh. Not so much because it is funny, but for several reasons.
#1. I actively make fun of the "sport" of "Mixed Martial Arts". I don't consider it to be a real sport compared to boxing, for example. It is not a "Martial Art" either. Visually speaking, it is an activity wherein one man jumps on the other man, they wrestle and then the one on the top start punching (if you can call those punches) the one on the bottom. There is almost no fighting skill required either, as MMA has the same level of technique utilized by chimps or gorillas fighting each other - or little kids fighting in a schoolyard. No noticeable skill. Just brute force. It is a sport for gorillas and like minded individuals.
Boxing on the other hand is a sport for gentlemen (in a broad sense of the term). Boxing has rules (no punching below the belt, no kidney punches, etc) and your goal in a boxing match is to score more points (hits) than your opponent. The sport of professional boxing therefore has seen many upsets over the years as savvy boxers will focus on scoring more points than their opponent, and win the match through points. Winning a match via KO (Knock Out) doesn't actually mean the opponent was knocked out cold. It simply means they didn't get back on their feet before the count of 10. There is also a TKO (Technical Knock Out), which is when the ring physician declares that one or more fighters are not healthy enough to continue.
Thus someone contacting me asking for MMA training is a bit like contacting a vegan and asking for tips on how to fry bacon.
You are asking the wrong person!
#2. Why is the person contacting me not contacting someone who specializes in training MMA fighters? Wouldn't it make more sense to hire a professional MMA coach or perhaps a former MMA champion who has retired and might be tempted to start coaching?
This is what I mean by
Specialized Personal Training. You contact someone who is a Specialist in the field you are seeking to learn about, because they are an expert in that field and you will learn far more from them than you would from someone who is not an expert in that field.
It would be like contacting a piano teacher and asking them to teach you how to play the bagpipes. It just doesn't make any sense. I laugh because again, for a separate reason,
you are asking the wrong person!
#3. Several of the people who contacted me asking for MMA training were clearly amateurs trying to get into MMA fighting -
and clearly had no clue what they were doing. Thus the visual image of a complete amateur getting beat up on the floor gorilla-style was inherently funny to me.
#4. The phenomenon of MMA in North America is pretty much limited to the type of gorilla-minded individuals who think what they are seeing is entertainment. You get the same level of entertainment watching actual gorillas fight. It is always the same thing too. The two gorillas attack each other. One gorilla realizes he is outmatched and tries to keep his distance. Eventually their struggle back and forth meets a climax when the two gorillas roll on the ground and one gorilla pounds the other. Don't believe me? Search for "gorillas fighting" on YouTube and then compare what you see to MMA videos. Any time people mention MMA I laugh, either aloud or in my head. MMA is basically a joke.
If you want to be entertained more, try watching the recent Planet of the Apes movies. The fight scene between Cesar and Koba will suffice.
Specialized Personal Training
There are many kinds of personal trainers - and no two trainers are completely alike. For example:
Weight Loss Personal Trainers (sole focus on cardio exercises).
Weight Loss Personal Trainers / Nutritionists (similar, but heavier focus on diet).
Sports Trainers / Coaches for Specific Sports (eg. boxing trainer, Olympic skiing coach, figure skating coach, marathon coach, football coach, etc).
Muscle Gain Personal Trainer (sole focus on weight lifting).
Body Building Personal Trainer (sole focus on weight lifting, with an eye for competitive bodybuilding).
Powerlifting Personal Trainer (sole focus on competitive weight lifting).
Examples of Specialized Personal Trainers in Toronto
In Alphabetical Order
Briar Munro - Holistic fitness for women.
Charles Moffat - Archery instructor and general fitness personal trainer.
Dena Ryde - Pre and post-natal personal trainer for soon-to-be moms and new moms.
Gary Roberts - Former pro-hockey player turned personal trainer. Only trains young hockey players.
Greg Hetherington - Former pro-football player turned personal trainer. If your goal is football or rugby, he is your guy.
Joanna Zdrojewska - Olympic weight lifting trainer.
Joel N.M. Kerr, Dr. - Rehab personal trainer.
Kathleen Trotter - Weight loss and general fitness personal trainer.
Lyzabeth Lopez - Gymnastics, aerobics and body shaping.
Melissa Wessel - Strength training for women.
Nick Vernelli - Olympic weight lifting trainer.
Sarah Davis - General fitness personal trainer.
Steve Ashalou - Sports therapist / massage therapist and weight loss personal trainer.
Toronto has many other personal trainers, but you have to realize that each one has their specialties. Don't waste your time with a personal trainer who is doing something other than what you actually want to be doing.
So for example if you are looking for a MMA coach, contact a MMA coach. If you are looking for an archery instructor or general fitness, contact me. I also teach boxing, swimming and ice skating depending on the season.